Curse

Alura Pyro · Jan 06, 2006, 11:32 PM // 23:32

but this time I will not burn it down untill tommorow

darkdragon99 · Jan 06, 2006, 11:59 PM // 23:59

*takes out colt .45 and shoots Ensabah Nur in the neck*

*grabs bottle of jack and pounds it down in 2 swig*

*sets up a antimatter bomb in the corner*

"i bet i can still blow this place up"

*sets 30 min timer*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 12:02 AM // 00:02

*drinks beers and shoots mice for 20 minutes then gets as far away from bar as possible*

Alura Pyro · Jan 07, 2006, 12:05 AM // 00:05

disables the bomb with 45 seconds left then takes the anti-matter out and throws it at a mouse who is no longer their.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 12:06 AM // 00:06

*walks back into bar and drinks some more*

bulletsmile · Jan 07, 2006, 01:28 AM // 01:28

i am a new guy here and i am from china!

___i have many hidden ninja weapons on my back___
walks slowly towardsthe bartender
i order a glas of milk:"chihuha, ag ot anahjon manh ghan tha dohsho milk"

ownage of teh elite · Jan 07, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58

*Grins evily

*Slowly winds the bomb clock-mouse

*Puts mouse on ground

*Watches as it "BZzzzt" towards the mice that are being shot by a guy with a gun*

*Rubs hands together*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06

*Shoots a mouse and confused as the bar seems to explode*
"somebody else build the next one..."

Ensabah Nur · Jan 07, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47

*In the bloody carnage of the now destroyed drinking establishment, I locate Darkdragons mangled corpse and proceed to shove his own hand into his mouth, like that anti drug commercial on tv.... then proceeds to a bar called The Bunker(AKA can withstand nukes) grabs some Labbatt's and let's neck finish healing while watching the BBQ pig roast. Wishes everyone would drink and be merry, if they must fight , then fight each other and quit trying to blow up the dang bars, I'm tired of walking/building new places to drink and roast pigs.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 04:02 AM // 04:02

*once again builds a bar*
*shoots at m...*
"ok, where did all the mice go?"

Ensabah Nur · Jan 07, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03

LMAO @ PAUL, sorry that was funny.

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

*random change to third person*
*And so Paul began his journey to find out where all the mice had gone. Little did he know that the mice were still there and he was just so drunk he had mistaken them for unicorns*
*when he was told the unicorns were actually the mice he was so surprised he shot himself in the hand and was rushed to the emergancy room. After he had healed he returned to the bar*
*return to first person*
*I shoot mice and continue to drink*

I pwnd U · Jan 07, 2006, 05:17 AM // 05:17

"omygoshimstildrunkwhenamigonnabeundrunk?iwannagett hishangoveroverwith.justthinkhowbadimgonnahaveitju stthethoughtofitmakesmeuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *passes out again after 300th beer*

darkdragon99 · Jan 07, 2006, 06:03 AM // 06:03

"don't sorry pwnd i'll put you out of your misery"

*shoots him in the head*

"hey dammit the bar is out of jack daniels "

"i'm geting the urge to blow up the bar again"

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 06:17 AM // 06:17

"normally i would try to stop you, but i just don't care anymore"

ownage of teh elite · Jan 07, 2006, 06:53 AM // 06:53

*Builds a grenade mouse

*Throws it at the bartender.

*Laugh

*Ducks down

KABOOM.

The bartender is nowhere to be found. Yet, the bar is still in tact!

*Sighs

*Walks up to random people

*Dips poison into there drinks.

"Buwahhahahahahahaha"

Paul Mahdi · Jan 07, 2006, 05:16 PM // 17:16

"Where did the bartender go?"

*shoots mice drinks beer*

I pwnd U · Jan 08, 2006, 12:28 AM // 00:28

"udumbbuttucantkillmeiminvicible!atleastiamwhenimth isdrunkushouldknowthatmyubernesspwndyursadisticjoy hahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *passes out after another sip of beer*

bulletsmile · Jan 08, 2006, 01:40 AM // 01:40

the chineese ninja takes her weapons out(yes a she dressed like a man, no one noticed that it was a she coz they were so drunk, even if she had really big and nice boobs

)
"hehehe oj atta kotchichon" (hahaha i got my ninja stars here)
starts to throw the ninja stars at random people while laughing

nightrunner · Jan 08, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57

*Scratches head as IQ points begin to drain out ears*
*Passes out*